Is it twitter or twhirl screwing up today? I'm getting tweets out of order and now apparently from people I don't even follow.

And I thought my idea of using giant scoops to move all of Venus' extra atmosphere to Mars to terraform both at once was out there.

Some of these http://j.mp/6QtEhk look promising @dELYSEious

I don't think anyone knows what Google Wave is for @antiheroine , I think its just a giant internet Rorschach test.

Guess I need more coffee, thought @purplefae just said "bought a week's worth of Moms" and kind of wondered... =

Please ignore this, I'm just trying out a new url shortener. http://to./bf1zv

Because Mythbusting takes work & effort, ghost hunting only takes a video camera & a case of redbull, @elles ?

Wonder if naming a movie Ninja Assassin isn't a bit like titling one Goth Barbarian or Viking Raider or Pirate Outlaw or Undead Zombie?

Do it, do it now, @kiwinerd bonus points for waking them up.

RT @IanWoolf Fortunately, logicians rarely have children (SMBC comic): http://bit.ly/3VKhaQ

Memo to the internets: The following single words are NOT full sentences; "Win," "Fail," "Own/0wn/Pwn," or "This." PS; Get off my lawn.

if I wanted to make sugar cookies but don't have any butter, how much oil can I use without it turning into a mess?

The Mayan long count calendar just BSOD'd... Microsoft schedules a "major release" code named Windows 8 for 2012... http://j.mp/4ImMKm

The perfect solution, @tkingdoll, an xbox-work sandwich. 1 hour of xbox followed by 1 hour of work followed by another hour of xbox. =D

WooHoo‼ My GallileoScope finally arrived this afternoon. I'll be putting it together in the morning when I'm a bit more clear headed. ^_^

Now Google Maps Risk sounds like fun, @SamuraiKnitter. Wonder who has the trademark on Risk so can write a letter and get them on it?

Official FBI ransom policy is "Whatever makes the plot more dramatic." @shadowmaat

The corrupted ones, you can always expect them to be corrupt. The innocent ones... there's no way to tell when they're going to turn on you.

Something like that, $SamuraiKnitter. ^_^

Ellipses used to be spelled with an F, @dELYSEious. :sage nod: